Sunday, January 2, 2011

02/08/01

So Swami Hard Salami is thoroughly peeved now and starts hitting me from every direction:

Why would you plead guilty to felony possession of stolen property at arraignment? Why didn’t you enter a denial and consult with an attorney? That was very unwise of you! Very, very unwise! And as far as your real estate holding goes, if you are seeking 5 million for your farm, why aren’t you carrying out the subdivisions and engineering needed to have a chance at that price? That price for raw land is completely unreasonable! Ridiculously unreasonable! For that price you need to have a tract that is fully engineered and shovel-ready! You will do nothing but sour yourself to the real estate industry with your antics. I don’t understand your decision making whatsoever! You are behaving very unwisely! Very, very unwisely!

But as much as Swami thinks my price for the farm is ridiculously over-priced, he still wants to stop by and take a look at it. Go figure. For him I think the price will have to be 6 million.

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